that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either
my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
its really important for men to stand up to other men who say terrible and sexist shit
because sexist men dont listen to what women have to say
i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake
taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. people who share them without your permission are bad people.
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
lorde’s 17 and shes expected to smile and wave and be perfectly fine in front of millions like hell i get nervous standing up to get off the bus, ya’ll need to leave her alone
britney spears could do it when she was 17
britney spears had a mental breakdown years later as a result of being put on a silver platter for the media and public this is such a gross response i can’t believe so many people have reblogged this