࿊wasted youth࿊

~happy~

crystallized-teardrops:

apparently biting off our finger is as easy as biting into a carrot how scary is that

(via africandad)

bettycrockerdile:

i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it

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kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

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wifigodz:

awkward in person, funny and social on the internet

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Salma Deera, Eject (via writingwillows)

I feel so certain that I am turning into a theatre with no lighting. Let me say this clearly: Not everything I have done has been for you. I am soaked to the soul in confusion, soaked to the soul in want. My mind flits about from place to place like something that has been airborne since 1965. I don’t know when I will land, or if I ever will, but I’d like you to love someone who breaks from time to time—someone who has a button on their heart which says eject in bold writing and will fly out of their own chest for you. But I am none of these people and would rather you tell me I make you sick and tired than have you expect to find them in me.

buttermilkqueen:

what the fuck do fish do for fun

(Source: beeblejuice, via baracknobama)

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via sniffing)

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